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"Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero" (sampsonite24)
06/20/2019 at 13:25 • Filed to: None

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DISCUSSION (31)

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
06/20/2019 at 13:38

Like the time Chevrolet had the “Malibu SS” in the early 2000s, I can’t help but feel like the name needs to be different. The ST badge was always for the smaller, more nimble cars. Their sport compact FWDs. So with none left in the lineup, they just slap it on SUVs? Why?

I’m being pedantic, but I don’t care. Good vehicle, just change the damn name and #Brand.

CalzoneGolem > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
06/20/2019 at 13:42

Kinja'd!!!

random001 > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
06/20/2019 at 13:43

Buying a three-row family vehicle does not meaning checking your purse or manhood at the door

Summing up most of what’s wrong with new cars these days...

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > CalzoneGolem
06/20/2019 at 13:47

Kinja'd!!!

lone_liberal > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
06/20/2019 at 13:48

I wouldn’t mind having one but I just can’t justify the cost or the size. It’s too much for me on both counts. Admittedly, if the cost were lower I might be able to rationalize the size, a t least in my mind, but used ones won’t be available yet when I plan to buy.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
06/20/2019 at 13:56

Care to explain why?

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
06/20/2019 at 14:01

need three rows, have always been a ford family, 400 HP

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
06/20/2019 at 14:02

more like when Chevy slapped the SS brand on a trailblazer,

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
06/20/2019 at 14:04

They lost me at, “...does not meaning...”

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
06/20/2019 at 14:15

Hmm, once you go “Need 3 rows” this is definitely one of the better options based on the reviews I’ve watched this week.

Shift24 > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
06/20/2019 at 14:23

And I’d still take a SS. Even over this

OPPOsaurus WRX > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
06/20/2019 at 14:37

I’m with you, t hey should have gone with SVT for the Explorer

CB > lone_liberal
06/20/2019 at 15:28

The Explorer isn’t terribly big, to be honest, handles well. The extra power should be good.

/Did a track day in an Explorer

lone_liberal > CB
06/20/2019 at 15:36

It’s just bigger than I need. I don’t have kids and/ or pets to be hauling around so a third row is useless for me . I also would prefer something that takes up less space in the garage. In the end, though, it’s the price that’s really the killer.

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
06/20/2019 at 16:09

False. If you need 3 rows, a minivan is the correct choice.

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
06/20/2019 at 16:10

Too bad that minivan doesn’t have sliding doors and a lower ride height.....

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
06/20/2019 at 16:42

Transit Connect Passenger + This:

https://www.ebay.com/i/180795479060?chn=ps

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
06/20/2019 at 17:15

hard pass, i drove transit ambulances, dont want to go back to those awful penalty boxes

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
06/20/2019 at 17:16

nah, hate minivans, grew up in them, never want to have to drive one again

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
06/20/2019 at 17:17

i mean the only other thing it competes with is the durango srt which yes may have 75 more horsepower but also starts at like 10k more

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
06/20/2019 at 17:18

i wouldnt want either of those features. dont want a minivan

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Shift24
06/20/2019 at 17:20

Trailblazer SS didnt have 3 rows, also had shit mid 2000s GM interiors

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
06/21/2019 at 06:53

Hates minivans........wants a sliderless minivan..........

Whatever you gotta tell yourself.

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
06/21/2019 at 06:53

Transit ambulance =/= Transit Connect passenger.

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
06/21/2019 at 06:54

Doesn’t want minivan........writes article wanting a sliderless minivan.......does not compute.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
06/21/2019 at 09:03

Kinja'd!!!

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
06/21/2019 at 09:04

Kinja'd!!!

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
06/21/2019 at 09:04

a transit is a transit is a transit to me. never again

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
06/21/2019 at 10:01

They are completely different experiences. The Cargo is noisy/unrefined feeling. The passenger is smooth/quiet/comfortable while offering car like handling, the only downside is the lack of power, hence, turbo kit.

Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
06/21/2019 at 10:06

Kinja'd!!!

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
06/21/2019 at 10:27

or i could just make my wife happy and get the SUV shes been wanting since it was announced